(via imperfectselfexpressions)
ugly:
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
menthuthuyoupi:
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
anal-desire:
a girl can respect herself and still do blowjobs yknow
suspend:
eats when im sad, sad when i eat
framewxrk:
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
sad-cunt:
even if im not horny im still pretty horny